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[ ] The new TotL cities game
[ ] World of Warcraft
[ ] Eve
[ ] ogame.org
[ ] Tale in the Desert
[ ] Wine
[ ] Women
[ ] Song
[ ] Sex
[ ] Drugs
[ ] Rock'n'Roll
[ ] I have a job, you bastards
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Cities Game

Explore a world. Kill things. Gain skills. Cities is a new multiplayer game from TotL, designed to take about 20 minutes a day to play.

Urban Sports

Temple ov the Lemur's guide to urban sports for the town dwelling gentleman.

StarWars Quotes Game

Updated with Episode III Quotes!
Who wants to be an eDrogna Millionaire? Answer the questions and win big prizes.

IT Phonebox Cards

Updated! New Pictures! 24 May 2000
Temple ov thee Lemur postcards! Why should prostitutes get all the fun? Now IT professionals can advertise in phoneboxes too, with stylish full colour postcards.

The Visible Mars Bar Project

Ever wondered what the difference was between UK and US Mars bars? Now you can find out in painful detail.

Mission to Mars

NASA conspiracy theories, knackered old hardware, and zero budget, yup, its the highly professional TotL Mars landing.

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