The TotL.net Canonical List of Everything

Cities Game Explore a world. Kill things. Gain skills. Cities is a new multiplayer game from TotL, designed to take about 20 minutes a day to play. Created by chris and marvin   Urban Sports Temple ov the Lemur's guide to urban sports for the town dwelling gentleman. Created by steve, chris, al, rich and drnick   StarWars Quotes Game Updated with Episode III Quotes! Who wants to be an eDrogna Millionaire? Answer the questions and win big prizes. Created by chris   Avatar Jackass The Avatar and friends recreate Jackass in the sunny Serpent Isle from Ultima 7 part II. Created by chris   Geek name generator Generate names, y'know - for geeks. We saw all the stupid name generators on the web and said metoo. Created by chris   Numerical Band Google Kudos Challenge The temple department of science turns it's attention to the music scene. We use the latest scientific methods to determine what bands are coolest. Created by chris   Human Virus Scanner Are your neurons bursting with memetic viruses? Find out with our all new virus scanner for humans. Created by steve, chris, nick and rich   Don't Cross the Memes Can you handle the awful truth of what happens WHEN MEMES COLLIDE? Created by chris, steve, nick and rich   Cooler than Thou What's popular isn't cool, and what's cool isn't initially popular - it's the eternal conundrum. Play our new game, and try and spot the coolest memes. Created by nick   Why doesn't the Site get Updated Much? OK, we're busy people, and if you really want to know, here's what we've been doing with our time that's gotten in the way of totl-updating. Created by chris, naomi, nick, drnick, rich, al and steve   The Honour System totl.net unveils an inspired way of stopping people hacking or deleting the site. We make it so easy that it's just no fun.... Created by chris and steve   Whelk-Site Story We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Created by naomi, chris and nick   Computer Dating Agency With Valentines Day coming up, we've received lots requests for a TotL Computer Dating service. We don't know why you people would want computers to date, but anyway, here you go... Created by chris and steve   Belief Assistant Do you believe stuff but don't know what to call yourself? Maybe you're a Positive Humanist and never knew it! Find out with our handy database. Created by chris   Fear and Loathing in the Millennium Dome To mark the end of the year and the dome, we present this account of a savage journey into the heart of the Millennium Dream (with the odd apology to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson). This has a lot of words in, some of which are quite long, so if you're a product of the American school system you may prefer to just look at the pictures. Created by chris and steve   Lemurific Christmas Cards Updated a bit for 2003. Web-Xmas-Cards with that unique TotL style. Post early to ensure delivery. Created by chris and rich   Official: TotL has the worst coders! Chris is officially a bad perl coder. See why. Created by chris   International Slow News Week We've not updated totl for a while so have a chuckle at the media coverage of the Spud Server. Don't worry, there's new stuff in the whelks works. Created by chris

TotL Talk Board Post random crap about totl to a chat board. Yay! Discuss Divine power strategy. Wow! Created by rich   That's MR Crowley to you, Arsehole! Can you identify the sayings of the most evil man who ever lived? (not counting Neil) Would you want to? Created by chris and rich   Instant Absolution Online Confess your sins the TOTL way! Finally gain penance for foolish use of the BLINK tag in your youth! Created by chris   Dr. Fenderson's Greater British Empire Every week Dr. Fenderson gets literally several letters from foreign people complaining that they are no longer a part of the British Empire. (not affiliated with The British Empire) Created by chris   Dead White Males Our new quotes game challenges your knowledge of famous (and not so famous) quotations, from real people this time. Those of you sick of Star Wars should find this a welcome change. Created by drnick, steve, nick and chris   Temple ov thee Lemur Clothing and Kipple? TShirts III: Now powered by cafepress. Which means there are no black shirts, but you can get mugs and lunchboxes. Although it's not clear why you'd want to. Created by chris   Redeem free gifts here! If you have an official TotL spatula or Domino to redeem then click on the title above and type in the unique (we hope) number on the back of your domino or spatula to claim your free VCash gift. Oooooohhh! Created by steve and drnick   Bureau de Change Exchange your eDrogna for other equally valuable and exciting currencies... the eQuatloo is now the preferred currency of Soul Mart. Created by nick and steve   Divine Power Battle as gods among men - now with instructions and, err, fewer database contention problems... Created by marvin, nick and chris   Potato Powered Webserver Remember those horrible 80's potato powered clocks? Well, TotL go one better with a potato powered webserver. Why? Who knows. How? Brute force and ignorance (and a clever dude with a soldering iron). Created by chris and steve   Sonic Underground 4 Temple ov thee Lemur presents a free night of Electronica and Dance Music on 7th May, 2000 in Southampton, England. Created by steve and chris   Extreme Cocoa Grab your glass and your mirrorshades. Call in sick in advance. Temple ov thee Lemur reveal the secret lemur milkshake recipe. Created by steve, drnick, nick, al, naomi, rich and chris   IT Phonebox Cards Updated! New Pictures! 24 May 2000 Temple ov thee Lemur postcards! Why should prostitutes get all the fun? Now IT professionals can advertise in phoneboxes too, with stylish full colour postcards. Created by naomi and chris   RCG Daily Comic Finally! What the world has been crying out for - the return of the Temple ov thee Lemur daily comic strip. Created by rich and chris   Extreme! Temple ov thee Lemur documents the Extreme! Put on your shades and take clicking links to the max! Created by chris   TotL Personality Profile TotL Labs have devised a series of questions which will probe the very depths of your character and present you with a detailed description of, and commentary on your personality. Dare you take the test? Created by chris   The Beer Witch Project In October 1999, three blokes disappeared in the woods near Southampton while writing a webpage. A day later their empties were found. Created by steve, rich, al and drnick   Penultima 8 1/2 A demo of our latest game featuring the exploits of the Atavar, Lord English et al. Enjoy. Created by chris

Gothic Guess Who? A new online variation of a classic game. Created by chris   Cult ov thee Week Club TotL's index of the fanatical fringe of Internet Culture. Created by chris   TotL Banners Who loves you and who do you love!? Instructions on how to link to totl with a groovy randomising banner. Created by chris and nick   Lost Mail Archive Have you lost some email? Maybe we have it, check our bucket of internet detritus. Created by steve   Soul Mart TotL.net wants your soul! Become a fully-fledged Soul Trader and buy your friends' immortal souls for hard eQuatloos! Created by nick, chris and steve   Declaration ov thee Rights ov Human Beings TotL sets out a series of Rights of all humans, that they will defend to the death. Created by chris, steve, marvin, drnick, al and nick   Ham Licence TotL is now an officially syndicated Ham Licencing Authority. Apply for your own Ham Licence NOW! Created by steve and chris   Instant Monkeys Online Get your monkeys instantly, from Instant Monkeys Online! Created by chris   www.microsith.com The latest in a long line of TotL parodies. Meet Darth Paperclip, and download wonderful new versions of Microsith Planet Exploder. Created by rich and steve   TotL vCash Electronic Cash the TotL way, you can earn vCash by following links and spend them on... well nothing actually. Created by steve, nick and chris   Project E.U.N.U.C.H. Extreme Use of Nearly Universal Cooling Hardware. Project E.U.N.U.C.H: To boldly freeze what no-one could be arsed to freeze before! Created by rich, steve, al and marvin   Save the Womp Rat Boba Fett makes a stand for the Environment. Created by chris   The STI Project TotL makes ground breaking strides into the Search for Terrestrial Intelligence. Created by chris, steve, rich, al, drnick and nick   TotL Horoscope Service What does the future hold? Maybe the TotL horoscope page will shed some light. Created by chris   War in Heaven It's Good vs Evil in the Battle of the Aeon. Who will win? You decide. Created by chris   The Visible Mars Bar Project Ever wondered what the difference was between UK and US Mars bars? Now you can find out in painful detail. Created by chris, steve and al   Underground Music Database Discographies, track listings and reviews of bands you probably haven't heard of. Created by chris and steve   Mission to Mars NASA conspiracy theories, knackered old hardware, and zero budget, yup, its the highly professional TotL Mars landing. Created by chris, steve and al   Unpopular Culture A guide to some of the stereotypes you may encounter. A little out of date now. Created by chris and steve   Thee way ov Brentford The story of the TotL mission to Brentford in the summer of '96. Created by chris and steve