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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Zoroastrian vs MythosWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 3 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 4 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 5 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 6 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 7 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 8 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 9 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 10 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 12 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
| 13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 14 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 2 |  Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 100 |
| 3 |  Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 100 |
| 4 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 99 |
| 5 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 98 |
| 6 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 97 |
| 7 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 96 |
| 8 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 93 |
| 9 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 93 |
| 10 | Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 92 |
| 11 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 92 |
| 12 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 90 |
| 13 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 89 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 82 |
| 15 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 73 |
| 16 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 71 |
| 17 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 70 |
| 18 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 67 |
| 19 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 57 |
| 20 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 54 |
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| 21 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 49 |
| 22 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 48 |
| 23 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 47 |
| 24 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 32 |
| 25 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 20 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 14 |
| 27 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 14 |
| 28 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 9 |
| 29 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 6 |
| 30 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 6 |
| 31 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 5 |
| 32 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 4 |
| 33 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 3 |
| 34 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 2 |
| 35 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 1 |
| 36 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 1 |
| 37 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 0 |
| 38 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 39 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 0 |
| 40 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 0 |
| 41 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
| 42 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Herculcheese annhilated Fuji Ganesh tromped God(tm) Ra slices and dices Eris Discordia Thor creams Miclantecuhtli Satan whallops Eris Discordia Odin tromped Hera Skuld destroyed Huitzilopochtli Fuji whallops Satan Odin whallops Ahriman Quetzalcoatl tromped Eris Discordia |
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